Happy Birthday Jokes

Birthdays are special events. It is celebrated as most important and memorable day of  life. Many arrangements are made for this day. Special cake cutting, candle blowing ceremony is celebrated to wish the birthday boy/girl. It is a kind a party which is full of fun enjoy. Friends and family members give gifts to that special birthday guy/ girl to show their love.

Birthday quotes,memes, wishes, poems, wallpapers, images, greetings and jokes are also used to wish that special birthday person. Here i have a lots of happy birthday jokes which you can send your loved ones and bring smile at face of birthday boy/girl.

Birthday Cake Love

Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream?  It was icing on the cake.

Don’t forget your wife’s birthday

The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.

Stuffed Bear

Q: What did the teddy bear say when it was offered some birthday cake?

A: No thanks, I’m stuffed.

Birthday Toast

I always feel warm on my birthday because people don’t stop toasting me.

Always Getting Older

Q: What goes up and never comes down?

A: Your age!

Fewer Guests

You know you’re getting old when you have more candles on your cake than friends at your birthday party.

Make a Wish

Dear eyelashes, wishbones, dandelions, pennies, shooting stars, 11:11 and birthday candles: Do your job.

Cat Birthday

Q: What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?

A: Mice cream and cake.

Too Much Of A Good Thing

I like birthdays, but I think too many can kill you.

Pickle Birthday

Q: How do pickles celebrate their birthdays?

A: They relish the moment.

Unique Gift

Every year on my birthday, I looked forward to my aunt’s gift—a scarf, hat, or sweater knitted by hand. One year, she must have had better things to do because I received a ball of yarn, knitting needles, and a how-to-knit book. Her card read “Scarf, some assembly required.”

Trapped in Someone Else

I used to be a boy trapped in a woman’s body. But after 9 long months, I was finally born!

Growing Numbers

Q: What goes up and never comes down?

A: Your age!

Elephant Gift

Q: What did the elephant want for his birthday?

A: A trunk full of gifts.

Birthdays In Heaven

Q: What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

A: Angel food cake.

Born to Be Negative

I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative.

Coffee Lovers Birthday

Q: What kind of birthday cake do you get for a coffee lover?

A: Choco-latte.

Cake With Candles

Doctor, doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.

Try taking the candles off.

Birthday Holidays

Q: What do George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

A: They were all born on holidays.

Up for Bid

You know you’re getting old when you go to an antique auction and three people bid on you.

Golf Cake

Q: When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?

A: When you slice it.

Sappy Birthday

Q: Did you hear about the tree’s birthday?

A: It was a sappy one!

Another Year Down

Q: Why are birthday’s good for you?

A: Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest!

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